Category: OkCupid
The Mama’s Boy: UPDATE
Recap: We had gone out before. I ran out of the bar and texted him after saying that I was not interested then deleted our chat. Boy is the cockroach after Nagasaki.
Honorable Mention: Brows on Fleek
All I can think is that he thought to himself, “Girls always get complimented on their eyes. Imma change it up”
Honorable Mention: You Right
Oh, I have some names for you to follow up with.
Honorable Mention: Narwhals, Narwhals
Honorable Mention: Just Putting It Out There

Honorable Mention: The Real Loser
Context: In my bio I mention how my college had the longest losing streak in NCAA history
Honorable Mention: All the Possibilities
Honorable Mention: Can I Ask You a Question?

Honorable Mention: The Charmer
