App: Hinge

Name: Moises*

Date Location: LongCross Bar – Medford, MA

Location Review: 3.5 Stars – It’s fine. Overall like the vibes but I didn’t think the food was all that.

Date Duration: 3 hours

What Happened:

Genuinely, I was excited to meet Moises. Early on, he was good about asking questions and it wasn’t that awkward to transition from the app to text.

Moises was a pretty normal guy. He worked as a software/web engineer (idk, it was something smart), was working on his MBA, and his family was from Africa which I thought was so fucking cool and different.

He suggested dinner so already I was sold. A bitch loves being fed. I beat him to the restaurant and I saw him walk up through the window. He was GOOD looking.

Despite being really cute, he was kinda awkward. Yes he asked questions but, it didn’t really flow. Just very start/stop kind of conversation. That said, our boy was really trying and we found out that we were looking for the same things. Maybe the awkwardness was a cultural thing? Maybe it was because he was an engineer? I wasn’t sure but I wasn’t ready to completely write him off.

I will say though it ended on the most awkward note. He walked me to my car which was sweet and I got the sense he wanted to kiss me but he just wasn’t doing it. Kept staring him down. Nothing. Finally, he went for it but only after asking if it was okay to kiss me. We love a consensual king but it just felt so awk.

Despite that, when he asked me to go out again for dinner I couldn’t say no.