Encounter #82.2: Brazil

App: Hinge

Name: Joao*

Date Location: Apartment

Location Review: N/A

Date Duration: 16 hours

What Happened:

My day sucked and I already had one hookup that day so figured I should keep the hoe train going. Joao had been texting me consistently since the first time we went out and I mentioned that I was planning on guzzling a bottle of wine since the day was trash. I was already 2 glasses in and felt ballsy so I asked him to come over so I wouldn’t be drinking alone. He agreed.

It’s important to note that Joao was adorable AF. He brought over a bag of pita chips for us to munch on and was a good sport about me serving him half burnt, gluten-free, frozen pizza. Actually, when the smoke alarm went off he was kind enough to show me how to put it on hush mode.

We watched a movie and the whole time I didn’t know where he stood. I was slightly buzzed but by no means drunk enough to make the first move. As the movie went on I slowly started leaning my leg on his. Eventually touched his arm. And after a movie and 3 episodes of Brooklyn 99, he kissed me.

This kiss turned into an immediate make-out and me getting on top of him. Before I knew it, he was on top of me and started eating me out. Holy shit. He knew what he was doing.

I reciprocated and we just kept making out. It was late so I asked if he wanted to stay the night provided we don’t fuck. He agreed.

So we went to my room and he continued laying work down on me. He had told me previously that he was a giver and got more out of getting a girl off. He was not lying.

After we hooked up he cuddled up with me and I felt something on my face. Our boy laid down a forehead kiss. Fucking melted.

We hooked up again in the morning and then went our separate ways to work. And he still continued to talk to me. We saw each other pretty much every week for a few months but it didn’t seem like it was going anywhere. Yes, he would feed me but, we never went out in public together. Actually, the only time we ever did was our first date which felt painfully familiar to me.

Out of nowhere, I felt this kind of energy shift that I can’t explain. Nothing happened between us but it just felt like he didn’t want to do whatever we were doing anymore. I forget what it was that I texted him. Wasn’t anything significant by any means but, I never heard from him again.