Encounter #77.2: Landscaper

App: Tinder

Name: Ethan*

Date Location: La Festa Brick & Brew – Dover, NH

Location Review:  3.5 Stars – Cute spot, pizza was decent, lovely customer service.

Date Duration: 7 hours

What Happened:

Our first date was pretty damn good so I was anxious to meet up with Ethan again. Was I incredibly horny? Yes. Was that the majority of why I wanted to see him? No comment.

We decided to keep it low key since he was a little wigged out by Delta variant so I parked at his place, we packed a cooler of drinks, grabbed pizza, and chilled in the park.

Like last time, the conversation was easy. He was high energy and we could make each other laugh. He was also very sweet with physical affection. When we finished our pizza we decided to walk around a bit and he was holding my hand the whole time and would pull me in for a kiss at the right moments.

Eventually, we made it to this wooded path and we pulled over to the side to sit on a random ass slab of granite. As you can expect, we made out. He asked if I’d go back with him (mostly so I could pee) and he held my hand the whole way home.

His apartment was nice. It was multiple floors and it looked like Ethan and his roommate genuinely tried to make it look nice.

Ethan threw something random on the tv and it didn’t take long for us to start making out. Now, this is where I think I was too aggressive. I was DTF in a way I hadn’t been in a while so I got on top of him and just laid on the “fuck me” make out. He took what felt like forever to make his move. Eventually, he asked if I wanted to take things upstairs.

When we got there, I’m pretty sure I terrified him because it was clear we had different styles when it came to the bedroom. I am just kinda aggressive so that, plus lube, I may have almost broke him. WHOOPS.

We were both busy the week after and couldn’t hang out. Tbh I kinda just wanted him to ghost me or end it since I had another player on the roster. Eventually, he asked me out again and I had to break it off. What was weird though was that apparently he also kinda wanted to break it off but didn’t want to hurt my feelings. I mean fine but YOU ASKED ME OUT SOOOOO. Pretty sure he was just trying to save face so didn’t take it personally. Nonetheless, it helped make the decision that I was going to focus on one person and stop being a skank.

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